dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

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gnarly:

my anaconda dont want none unless ur rich

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n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

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dysfunctunal:

 bad bitches only

dysfunctunal:

bad bitches only


kiwiggle:

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP stuck in an elevator after they’ve had a fight. 

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Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old: How did that happen?
Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old: Hey! Miss!
Lady: ...yes?
6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady: Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?


4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

4noptimisticpessimist:

this gif actually changed my life 

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buckkeybarnes:

I’m pretty sure Sebastian Stan know he the finest pair of legs in the world because in

EVERY

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SINGLE

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PHOTOSHOOT

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LOOK AT THIS

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KILL ME NOW

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analish:

do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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cristaly:

cristaly:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

I s2g if this gets over 500 notes I’m going to be mad.

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