The Cake Is A Lie


We are all Josh Hutcherson

The HunTer Games and Catching fireS tho

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

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michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

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vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

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daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

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tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form


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fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

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inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

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Biggest plot twist

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mechacop:

i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.

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freshprincehans:

hellahans-tightpants:

Are you ready for that prostate exam?

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whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right
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